Dislcaimer- LOVE speaking but breaking a vow every time I’m up here
people get up here and cry, as I’m not about that vowed to never be on the podium- I’ve asked if I could do it from below and project the voice, this was not an option in previous queries
I’ve been asked to talk about Baptism for the living and the dead
If anyone here has seen the movie Nacho Libre, please manifest it with the uplifted hand
Scene I shall describe for you:
Ignacio/Nacho grew up at a monastery orphanage and was given cooking duty but wants more priestly duties, he and Steven/Esqueleto are going to become professional wrestlers to earn money for the orphanage
Steven Esqueleto eating salad
Nacho comes out of bathroom you hear the flush hip pop
I’m a little concerned right now. About your salvation and stuff
How come you have not been baptized?
Because I never got around to it OK
I don’t know why you always have to be judging me, because I only believe in science
Ignacio Nacho has been over at the sink, filling a plastic cake mixing bowl….
But tonight we are going up against satan’s cavemen,(he blesses himself) and I just thought it would be a good idea if you…..
What can we learn from this? Salvation you say?
People delaying a saving ordinance? Do not delay putting off baptism…. where have I heard this before? Missionaries perhaps?